Alex aims to use her brain as little as possible over summer break, like any other self-respecting middle school teacher. But on the very first day, a science experiment that trapped God on Earth went wrong, causing most of the population to fall into a coma of sorts. Not only that, but the world turns to chaos as nonsensical materializations – giant ants, sentient paper airplanes, and a hunting party chasing a unicorn - appear out of nowhere. When God – a fun loving and sassy woman – refuses to leave, Alex teams up with some new and unlikely friends in order to return their world to how it was before. Add two demons with just the perfect solution and an ever-greater plot unfolds – one which would change humanity forever. This irreverent tale blends science and religion into a humorous adventure, written in the first person.